Yes, it’s true, I am back, back in what passes for reality or as near as I ever want to get to that much overrated destination.
I have spent the last three weeks, (while Dave and Nick have been on honeymoon), living in a much better place, the surreal bubble that is The Chelsea Flower Show.
For two weeks all that matters is the creation of my vision. Every waking hour is spent ensuring that what was in my imagination is created flawlessly at the show. Then another week is spent in joyously showing it off to the world. The TV coverage goes all over, everywhere.
Now it’s over and the delicate process of coming down, ever-so gently, is under way. After a few weeks rest it will be time to do it all again at Tatton Park Show.
Remember the truth is out there!